Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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