where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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