I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
