i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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