So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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