I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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