We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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