But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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