Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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