no. you can't hotbox the world.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize