can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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