I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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