I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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