its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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