It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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