oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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