hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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