She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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