Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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