She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
