i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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