he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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