Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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