Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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