Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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