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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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