the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
My pussy is not your playground.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
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