So drunk, too bad you don't want this
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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