Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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