just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
