My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
