I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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