her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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