So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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