when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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