Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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