Don't make out with my wife yet
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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