fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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