Apparently you make a good broom.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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