im so drunk with asians
where?
always
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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