Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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