this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm at about main and main street
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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