My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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