weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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