On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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