its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize