Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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