Me too!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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