I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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