operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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