So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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