the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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