Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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