I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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