Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
