Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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