First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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